I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…
Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler
uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?
i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain
you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.
Edward Dildo-armsDOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO
I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK
I hope he’s got enough RAM…
What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
I’m sorry, lol.
more like… STUMBLEBEE
This just blew my mind and I’ve never seen forgiveness in this way.
didn’t know I needed to see this
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged.
From Elon James White Tuesday night.
This better have hundreds of thousands of notes at the end of the day or else
Hi humans, what an evening we’ve had here. Honestly, it’s been hectic.
As many of you already know, my wife pig Doris, is
fatwell rounded and beautiful. She’s also kind of lazylaid back.
Recently lady human took Doris to the vet for a check up and the vet said that Doris was healthy and happy but Lady Human has been given strict instructions that Doris must NOT get any bigger.
Anyway when we have our floor time, Doris isn’t the biggest fan of running around. She usually finds a nice comfortable corner and takes a nap. Lady Human therefore devised a plan.
As you can see from the picture, to give a lazy pig a bikini body all you need is a shoe lace and some cucumber, and viola!
You lay out the bait, like this:
Lady human put Doris on the floor and it wasn’t long before the smell of cucumber started filling the air and Doris became aware of the yummy treat on the floor.
Now it should be about here that I tell you what Lady Human’s amazing plan was.
The plan was to pull the string and Doris would chase the cucumber around, THEREFORE moving her legs and THEREFORE having some exercise.
What happened instead was this.
Doris grabbed the cucumber and would not let go.
LOOK AT THE DETERMINATION ON THAT FACE.
She held onto is so tight and grounded her feet and wouldn’t move, proving that not only is she laid back, and well rounded, but stubborn too.
So there we have it. Another failed attempt at getting Doris to get exercise.
Ahahaha!! The ever popular tug-o-war with food.
Anonymous said: When is your next feis?
Kansas City feis in a little less than 2 weeks :-)
And it’s gonna be so much funnnn
And I’m gonna frickin’ miss it. Boo. :-(
Cutest Meows and Chirps - Compilation (by Krzysztof Smejlis)
SCREAMS INTO SPACE AND THE SOUND DECIMATES PLANETS
IT FREAKING CHIRRUPS SEND HELP I CAN’T
I NEEDED THIS
Piggies make the best derp faces. Being caught mid-popcorn just makes it even better, haha!
(Source: Teddy the Guinea Pig & Friends)