Video 22 Aug 128,304 notes

dimbosama:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

I hope he’s got enough RAM…

Video 22 Aug 102,969 notes

socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

Photo 22 Aug 379,260 notes accidentalbeardo:

omgplants:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

I’m sorry, lol.

more like… STUMBLEBEE

accidentalbeardo:

omgplants:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

I’m sorry, lol.

more like… STUMBLEBEE

via schnoodle.
Photo 21 Aug 168,134 notes chris-rock:

thegirlwhoglows:

fitty-bitty-body:

This just blew my mind and I’ve never seen forgiveness in this way.

didn’t know I needed to see this

Extremely relevant.

chris-rock:

thegirlwhoglows:

fitty-bitty-body:

This just blew my mind and I’ve never seen forgiveness in this way.

didn’t know I needed to see this

Extremely relevant.

(Source: befree99)

Quote 21 Aug 64,712 notes
I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged.
Video 21 Aug 30,442 notes

fabulazerstokill:

harrysde:

From Elon James White Tuesday night.

This better have hundreds of thousands of notes at the end of the day or else

Text 21 Aug 886 notes Another attempt at guinea pig fat camp.

diaryofarescuedpig:

Hi humans, what an evening we’ve had here. Honestly, it’s been hectic.

As many of you already know, my wife pig Doris, is fat well rounded and beautiful. She’s also kind of lazy laid back.

Recently lady human took Doris to the vet for a check up and the vet said that Doris was healthy and happy but Lady Human has been given strict instructions that Doris must NOT get any bigger.

Anyway when we have our floor time, Doris isn’t the biggest fan of running around. She usually finds a nice comfortable corner and takes a nap. Lady Human therefore devised a plan.

Exhibit A:

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As you can see from the picture, to give a lazy pig a bikini body all you need is a shoe lace and some cucumber, and viola!

You lay out the bait, like this:

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Lady human put Doris on the floor and it wasn’t long before the smell of cucumber started filling the air and Doris became aware of the yummy treat on the floor.

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Now it should be about here that I tell you what Lady Human’s amazing plan was.

The plan was to pull the string and Doris would chase the cucumber around, THEREFORE moving her legs and THEREFORE having some exercise.

What happened instead was this.

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Doris grabbed the cucumber and would not let go.

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LOOK AT THE DETERMINATION ON THAT FACE.

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She held onto is so tight and grounded her feet and wouldn’t move, proving that not only is she laid back, and well rounded, but stubborn too.

So there we have it. Another failed attempt at getting Doris to get exercise.

Ahahaha!! The ever popular tug-o-war with food. 

Video 20 Aug 6,091 notes

(Source: laurnrambles)

Photo 20 Aug 159,616 notes

(Source: rediba)

Video 19 Aug 99,200 notes

nystic:

this is important please spread

Text 19 Aug 5 notes

Anonymous said: When is your next feis?

turntheblanket:

thefeckinpiper:

Kansas City feis in a little less than 2 weeks :-)

And it’s gonna be so much funnnn

And I’m gonna frickin’ miss it. Boo. :-(

Video 19 Aug 19,140 notes

shadowstep-of-bast:

breelandwalker:

tinyredbird:

edieelee:

Cutest Meows and Chirps - Compilation (by Krzysztof Smejlis)

SCREAMS INTO SPACE AND THE SOUND DECIMATES PLANETS

IT FREAKING CHIRRUPS SEND HELP I CAN’T

I NEEDED THIS

Photo 19 Aug 467 notes guineakidsmomma:

Piggies make the best derp faces. Being caught mid-popcorn just makes it even better, haha!
(Source: Teddy the Guinea Pig & Friends)

guineakidsmomma:

Piggies make the best derp faces. Being caught mid-popcorn just makes it even better, haha!

(Source: Teddy the Guinea Pig & Friends)

Video 18 Aug 93 notes

clementine-services:

HE JUST FUCKING SQUATTLED UP THERE AND MUSHED

Video 18 Aug 501 notes

piggieproblems:

ginnypants:

nerds

The wittle feets…the soft lips…the adorable face-flop in the bottom photo…

AHHHHHH I’m so excited I get to draw these nerds lol!


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