Funny thing is, my ankle ligaments are completely shot, so in a way my feet are LITERALLY falling off.
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
WHY WON’T IT END?!?!
GUYS RAGNAROK STARTS WITH 3 YEARS OF WINTER
By day, Janet Stephens is a hairdresser at a Baltimore salon, trimming bobs and wispy bangs. By night she dwells in a different world. At home in her basement, with a mannequin head, she meticulously re-creates the hairstyles of ancient Rome and Greece. (Wall Street Journal)
If you’re a Baltimore girl looking for a prom updo, Janet works at Studio 921 Salon.
The famous La Marseillaise scene from Casablanca.
You know, this scene is so powerful to me that sometimes I forget that not everyone who watches it will understand its significance, or will have seen Casablanca. So, because this scene means so much to me, I hope it’s okay if I take a minute to explain what’s going on here for anyone who’s feeling left out.
Casablanca takes place in, well, Casablanca, the largest city in (neutral) Morocco in 1941, at Rick’s American Cafe (Rick is Humphrey Bogart’s character you see there). In 1941, America was also still neutral, and Rick’s establishment is open to everyone: Nazi German officials, officials from Vichy (occupied) France, and refugees from all across Europe desperate to escape the German war engine. A neutral cafe in a netural country is probably the only place you’d have seen a cross-section like this in 1941, only six months after the fall of France.
So, the scene opens with Rick arguing with Laszlo, who is a Czech Resistance fighter fleeing from the Nazis (if you’re wondering what they’re arguing about: Rick has illegal transit papers which would allow Laszlo and his wife, Ilsa, to escape to America, so he could continue raising support against the Germans. Rick refuses to sell because he’s in love with Laszlo’s wife). They’re interrupted by that cadre of German officers singing Die Wacht am Rhein: a German patriotic hymn which was adopted with great verve by the Nazi regime, and which is particularly steeped in anti-French history. This depresses the hell out of everybody at the club, and infuriates Laszlo, who storms downstairs and orders the house band to play La Marseillaise: the national anthem of France.
Wait, but when I say “it’s the national anthem of France,” I don’t want you to think of your national anthem, okay? Wherever you’re from. Because France’s anthem isn’t talking about some glorious long-ago battle, or France’s beautiful hills and countrysides. La Marseillaise is FUCKING BRUTAL. Here’s a translation of what they’re singing:
Arise, children of the Fatherland! The day of glory has arrived! Against us, tyranny raises its bloody banner. Do you hear, in the countryside, the roar of those ferocious soldiers? They’re coming to your land to cut the throats of your women and children!
To arms, citizens! Form your battalions! Let’s march, let’s march! Let their impure blood water our fields!
BRUTAL, like I said. DEFIANT, in these circumstances. And the entire cafe stands up and sings it passionately, drowning out the Germans. The Germans who are, in 1941, still terrifyingly ascendant, and seemingly invincible.
"Vive la France! Vive la France!" the crowd cries when it’s over. France has already been defeated, the German war machine roars on, and the people still refuse to give up hope.
But here’s the real kicker, for me: Casablanca came out in 1942. None of this was ‘history’ to the people who first saw it. Real refugees from the Nazis, afraid for their lives, watched this movie and took heart. These were current events when this aired. Victory over Germany was still far from certain. The hope it gave to people then was as desperately needed as it has been at any time in history.
God I love this scene.
Reblogging again for the perfect commentary. This scene gives me shivers and makes me cry every single time.
Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.
don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww
#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan
also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier.
Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.
Do any other Babylon 5 fans currently follow the current crisis in Ukraine and think that former Ukrainian PM Yulia Tymoshenko looks a lot like Susanna Luchenko, interim EarthForce President after Clark’s suicide?
does anyone else remember the shitty, bootleg Two Towers subtitles from back in the day? BECAUSE I DO
CONDO HAVE NO KING
Oh noes the mini balrogs multiplied.
This was an entertaining episode! It was surprisingly respectful to the form, and it was great to see the one girl be so enthusiastic about trying Irish dance for the first time in her life.
Baked Oatmeal with Blackberries
Recipe Link: blogs.babble.com
Literally the first sentence is the most offensive thing I have ever read in my entire life. This man is a disgrace please send him hate mail.
Oh no he didn’t
This is from 2011. Please don’t send hate mail. You’ll make our community look unhinged.
There’s only one Oscar for us.
You know one of the things I love most about the Sesame Street tumblr? All of their images are transparent PNGs. Which means if I want to know what Oscar would look like on the surface of Mars, it takes about 2 seconds to find out in Photoshop.